by Beast mode nigga March 26, 2016
He has a HUGE COCK.
Generally is very hot and has sexy blue eyes.
He is very muscular and athletic.
Is big on the outside ;), but sensitive and caring on the inside.
Generally is very hot and has sexy blue eyes.
He is very muscular and athletic.
Is big on the outside ;), but sensitive and caring on the inside.
OMG is that a Matthew? Look at the size of his cock!
Oh you will never catch him, his dick brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right its bigger than yours!
OMG look at that guy's sexy blue eyes.
That is a Matthew, yeah they are all so sexy and muscular.
Oh you will never catch him, his dick brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right its bigger than yours!
OMG look at that guy's sexy blue eyes.
That is a Matthew, yeah they are all so sexy and muscular.
by Mother Of God November 18, 2013
Matthew’s are the type of person you will be forever grateful for. They give the best advice and have a type of honestly that may seem blunt to some people, but is much needed in this world. Also, no matter what may happen, you can never seem to stay upset with them for long, due to the compelling sense of trust and security that they provide. While Matthew’s can sometimes seem blunt and will always find ways to push your limits, they provide the best advice and encourage you to continue growing as an individual. No matter what may happen in your life, you can always know that they will be there for you and will help you through every moment of it. At a first glance, Matthew’s don’t show many emotions and are often quite guarded. However, once you take the time to get to know them, you will be grateful and realize just how intriguing and complex they are. If you have a Matthew in your life, you should be thankful in knowing that you have gained the trust of someone who will never leave your side.
Matthew CHILL
by boualisisbad1206 April 19, 2022
Matthew; a person typically referred to as Matt and/or Mat. Generally loves weed/alcohol/Vicodin and xbox. Matthews tend to have big dicks and are commonly wicked floozys. Usually good-looking and generally a well-rounded player when it comes to girls. They tend to also be pretty hilarious and love to fight anyone who talks shit, and usually win due to an sudden, ridiculous adrenaline rush. Matthew's can be major dicks, but are usually good guys in general.
Brandon: "wooah dude, you see that fight today?"
Ryan: "yeah dude kevin went totally matthew on that kid!"
Brandon: "yeah what a fucking boss!"
Ryan: "yeah dude kevin went totally matthew on that kid!"
Brandon: "yeah what a fucking boss!"
by ilovemen_x3 December 17, 2011
A super hot guy, who is usually into music, reggae, plays guitar, ukelele, drums, and sometimes piano. Can sing really well. Really sweet, kind caring, smart, cute, funny. Usually meets their soulmate on Omegle and they make really good couples with girls named Nadia.
by ilikefoodandunicorns September 25, 2011
A regular average Californian male. Laid back and chill, this mildly common creature can often appear high to those who don't know otherwise. Though kind and always available, this species is highly deflective. Usually, Matthews only share their true feelings with a soul mate. Very often, these creatures will also become particularly attached to certain words. The words vary greatly, ranging from sexual to biscuits to Britney Spears. Though mostly comprised of these positive features, Matthews can develop extremely douchebag-like tendencies, often resulting in womanizing. After extended periods of this behavior, Matthews will often go into a state of depression and likely distance themselves from loved ones. These states of depression can cause substance abuse, alcoholism, and cutting in extreme cases. Also, a Matthews trust is difficult to gain and very easy to lose, so caution is advised. Despite all of these major flaws, Matthews remain fun and spontaneous to be around (provided they trust you), and they will always lend a helping hand.
"My friend ditched his girlfriend to drive me to my cousin's funeral today."
"Wow. He's a total Matthew."
"Oh my gosh. My brother was talking about how he'd run out of virgin ass at his school today."
"Your brother is such a jerky Matthew."
"I really like this guy, but he won't open up to me."
"He's a Matthew. It just takes time."
"Wow. He's a total Matthew."
"Oh my gosh. My brother was talking about how he'd run out of virgin ass at his school today."
"Your brother is such a jerky Matthew."
"I really like this guy, but he won't open up to me."
"He's a Matthew. It just takes time."
by Darth Biscuit February 02, 2013
A cute guy, who loves you no matter what. He is always there for you and he always tells you how much you mean to him. If he tells you his secrets that means your important. Never let go of a Matthew don’t make that mistake.
Matthew
by THEODORE(ted) July 19, 2019