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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself
A competent high school teacher if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism
by Sexydimma May 28, 2017
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Turkish Maintenance

Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."
Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.

Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
by sparklingdark December 17, 2016
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Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of hitting or lightly tapping on an object to make it function as expected
*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!
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Preventative Maintenance

Preventative Maintenance (PM)

Spray with water hose... Carefully dousing all electrical components.... Finished off with a blow job from the air hose.
Bill did preventative maintenance on the compressor for the pull head machine, it now does not work.
by WrongMonday2020 January 28, 2022
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High Maintenance

Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.

Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan
Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.
by Desmond11 July 11, 2023
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vessel maintenance

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week
by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018
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No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.
by H4IZ August 24, 2025
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