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Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb August 6, 2011
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Lumberjack'd

Traditionally the term by which one would indicate that they just got their lumber stolen, this word now refers to the event when you leave Facebook open on your computer and someone else posts something (often self-degrading, or the word "Lumberjack'd" itself) on your wall.
Traditional usage: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's building materials getting stolen.)

Current Use: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's dignity being stolen.)
by The Wandering Mage March 5, 2011
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Lumberjack

The act of being partially mentally and physically messed up, while still having friends and being likable.
'That kid is weird, how does he have friends'
'He's a lumberjack'
'Oh that explains it'
by Noet123 April 28, 2014
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lumberjack tattoo

A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.
"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"
by Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar May 8, 2014
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black lumberjack

He's such a black lumberjack! I could swoon.
by mrsjane April 12, 2014
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Lawn Ornament Lumberjack

When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it's windy.

*Saw optional, but preffered.
by Jose85 October 30, 2006
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Lumberjack

A girl or situation that will quickly reduce an erection to its normal state.
Susan is a total lumberjack.

I was ready to go when my mom walked in. I got lumberjacked.
by theGinganinja41 March 8, 2010
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