Lobotobaby

Lobotomized at birth, 45 years later voting in the United States for a convicted felon to run the country to "own the libs" while simultaneously shooting yourself in the foot with sky rocketing prices of everything that could ever cost money and cutting away at your own civil rights because you're afraid of brown people having those same rights.

That mother fucking lobotobaby said he's going to vote for trump for 2028.

by ShitBricksForNicks December 17, 2025

Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.

Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.

by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014

anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014

Australian Lobotomy

When the good dick scrambles brain from down under

I'm a little delusional Jake gave me an Australian Lobotomy

by Lobotoman5000 October 30, 2017

french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019

Egyptian Lobotomy

When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.

“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”

by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020

nasal lobotomy

When your boyfriend shoots a huge load up your nostrils with such Force it breaks the brain barrier and penetrates your frontal lobe and pineal gland causing your brain and body to flood with DMT.

Girl, I'm still tripping since he gave me that nasal lobotomy! I can't wait to see him again! I think he's the one!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021