To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.
Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.
Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.
Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.
by little billy boy November 22, 2011
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The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!
I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!
by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022
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B. When your lips are the size of a baboons swollen vagina.
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A. Hey you fat fucking bitch, why'd you nibber lipped my square?
B. Damn bitch, I bet you could suck the chrome off a urinal handle in a McDonald's bathroom!
B. Damn bitch, I bet you could suck the chrome off a urinal handle in a McDonald's bathroom!
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He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.
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