lightning taco 

A girl that cums really fast.

And I thought I was quick in bed then I met Lightning Taco

lightning taco by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

lightning rodding 

When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.

"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."

"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."

lightning rodding by SanjuroMartell December 11, 2016

lightning seven

Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.

Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.

lightning seven by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

lightning poo by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017

lightning thumbs

When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors

Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!

lightning thumbs by PrincessLeia April 14, 2017

lightning fuck

Fastest fuck in the galaxy not even Barry Allen could fuck faster

Damn that girl I fucked last night was so loose I lightning fucked her pussy good

lightning fuck by Conundrum cock May 30, 2017

lightning fingers 

Using your fingers in a very fast motion to bring a woman to orgasm and make her squirt

I used lightning fingers to make Samantha squirt all over my hand.

lightning fingers by TommyGunn69 October 1, 2017