Axel Larsen

Swedish God Gamer.

There's only one Axel Larsen. AxelDeep

by hydraking973 April 14, 2022

Grand Larceny

When 9 jacks you for yo shit.

Damn 9 just robbed him! (Grand Larceny)

by Johnathon Marshalis March 7, 2023

Grand Larceny

What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.

Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

hemophilia of the larynx

To Be A Blabbermouth

I love bae but she has totes hemophilia of the larynx!

by JingaMAn3000 May 15, 2017

Pulling a larsen

Leaving the night prematurely without saying goodbye to your friends. Usually is to see a chick for a bootycall.

“Yo where did Seb go?”
“I don’t know man I think hes pulling a larsen for that tinder chick”

by bigjohnstephen November 12, 2020

Daniel Næss Larsen

The sexiest, most handsome, cute, attractive norwegian man that lives in norway trondheim. He has the biggest heart and biggest dick. HE IS SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY HES THE BEST SON, BROTHER, FRIEND, BF, HUSBAND, AND SOULMATE. HES SUCH A LOVELY MAN AND HE HAS THE BEST PERSONALITY. DANIEL NÆSS LARSEN IS SO FUCKING SEXY ISTGGGGG.

Person 1: omg is that-
Person 2: OMG ITS DANIEL NÆSS LARSEN THE MOST SEXIEST MAN EVER
Person 1: I hope he doesnt have a gf-
Daniel Næss Larsen: BACK OFF BITCH I GOT A WIFEY

by s.a<3 February 24, 2025

Mr. Larsen

Mr. Larsen is a fun and understanding teacher. he gives you plenty of time to finish big assignments and if you miss a few days he will give you more time. he is usually a call chill teacher but if you make fun of someone or something personal to him he will defend it and get angry. he rarely yells and when he does it's not random it's serious. Mr. Larsen is awesome you are lucky if you have him as your teacher.

Simon: who do you have for home room this year?
Bella: Mr. Larsen..
Simon: OMG you are sooooo lucky!!

by M&M137 May 31, 2022