Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened
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Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
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In 1990s arcade scene with games like street fighter 2 & mortal kombat or killer instinct.
Industrias Lorenzo (IL) & Suzo Happ are 2 prominent manufacturers of arcade parts, particularly joysticks & buttons. Historically, Industrias Lorenzo manufactured parts for HAPP before HAPP merged with SUZO and moved production to China. Today, IL is known for producing higher-quality arcade components, while Suzo Happ focuses on a broader range of products for various industries, including gaming, retail, and banking.
Key Differences and Comparisons:
History:
IL was the original manufacturer for HAPP until HAPP became SUZO-HAPP and moved production to China.
Quality:
IL is generally considered to produce higher-quality joysticks and buttons than the current Suzo Happ products, which are manufactured in China.
Many arcade enthusiasts, especially those who grew up with American arcade games in the 80s & 90s, prefer IL due to its association with classic HAPP parts.
In 1990s arcade scene with games like street fighter 2 & mortal kombat or killer instinct.
Industrias Lorenzo (IL) & Suzo Happ are 2 prominent manufacturers of arcade parts, particularly joysticks & buttons. Historically, Industrias Lorenzo manufactured parts for HAPP before HAPP merged with SUZO and moved production to China. Today, IL is known for producing higher-quality arcade components, while Suzo Happ focuses on a broader range of products for various industries, including gaming, retail, and banking.
Key Differences and Comparisons:
History:
IL was the original manufacturer for HAPP until HAPP became SUZO-HAPP and moved production to China.
Quality:
IL is generally considered to produce higher-quality joysticks and buttons than the current Suzo Happ products, which are manufactured in China.
Many arcade enthusiasts, especially those who grew up with American arcade games in the 80s & 90s, prefer IL due to its association with classic HAPP parts.
Indústries Lorenzo or IL for short ,built by a Spanish company with over 30 years of experience in the arcade industry. iL Eurojoystick Series.
In essence, while both companies offer arcade components, IL is often favored for its higher quality & historical connection to the classic HAPP parts, while Suzo Happ has a broader business focus beyond arcade parts.
known for their high quality, solid-performing US/EU style joystick levers and pushbuttons.
In essence, while both companies offer arcade components, IL is often favored for its higher quality & historical connection to the classic HAPP parts, while Suzo Happ has a broader business focus beyond arcade parts.
known for their high quality, solid-performing US/EU style joystick levers and pushbuttons.
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Get the Indústries Lorenzo mug.An unemployed, spineless guy - quite a loser, who aspires to be a dj and play PlayStation while daydrinking while running a Facebook roasting group where people are mean to each other and target people. Typically has a friend called Jessica he only met online, who’s secretly in love with him and attacks people who approaches him online. Together they target people to vent for their miserable lives. And if confronted they make up spineless stories. Leeches on to other people’s ideas and creativity.
He was a real Lorenzo; He had full control of the Facebook group, because he had no control over anything else in his life.
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