load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.

Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."

by MillionWords January 29, 2017

binary load

When someone jerks off onto the keyboard of a laptop and then closes it.

Mortimer was mad at Dimitreo for bending his sister over a dumpster and banging her out raw dog style, so he slipped into Dimitreo's room and gave his computer a binary load. This started a war that left two computers ruined and Dimitreo's little sister in therapy.

by buks July 31, 2008

sniper load

When getting head you disguise you are about to bust a nut. You let it build up then go for the killing shot. If successful you cause gagging and a feeling of joy.

Justin held his his shot for the opportune moment. He only had one shot to make the kill, his sniper load was ready. Krista never saw it coming, she gagged and Justin felt relieved, knowing he accomplished his mission.

by nut commando January 7, 2008

free-loader

A bunch of poor people chillin' at somebody elses house eatin' somebody elses food and watchin somebody elses TV.

"Hey let's figure something out so that a bunch of us free loaders can go watch DCI championships at such-n-so's place"

by Crazy Synth Man June 24, 2005

birmingham muzzle loader

Pioneered in the great state of Alabama, the Birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having anal sex simultaneously. One removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the anus of the girl, and rams it in with his penis. The Birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.

''Ol' Bill was fuckin' his girl in tha ass and gave er a Birmingham muzzle loader.''

by Claberdy April 22, 2010

shoot your load

Ejaculate

You should have a box of kleenexes before you shoot your load so it's not a mess on the floor.

by Highfive99 October 8, 2016

dropped a load of salsa

When you drive around the country bitching that it isn't like where you come from and tell odd stories that are unrelated to the fact that your biscuit isn't the way momma' fixed it.

When I went to Tulsa, I dropped a load of salsa.

by Alan Eugene Jackson December 18, 2014