Llama llama ding dong

The act of waking up early to play games with your homies before school starts.

Josue and I pulled a llama llama ding dong in able to play games before school.

by orangeduck53 March 9, 2023

llama Boy

A llama mixed with a boy. His Bsack is screeches and spits at little boys.

U like llama boys? hm?

by StinkyDickSack August 28, 2009

Llama Ocean

Discovered by Mr Crainer

(n) - A rare occurrence in the world where 3 or more llamas are swimming or having an orgy in the same body of water.

Llama Oceans have mostly been reported being seen in South America and some parts of Europe, but there are some urban legends of them existing in North America.

(Also found in Minecraft)

Creeper sneaks up behind Mr Crainer
Crainer turns around
HOLY MONKEY TESTICLES, LLAMA OCEAN!!!

This place could really use a Llama ocean.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LLAMA OCEAN!!!

by a different crazie July 30, 2011

llama toe

The male version of camel toe. When a guy's pants are so tight, the seam in his crotch separates his nuts and you can see one on each side of said seam. Cowboy hicks in tight Wranglers best describes this visual.

Omg! That guy's pants are so tight, he's got a llama toe!

by cormil1426 December 27, 2006

Llama Thrust

Going intense speeds, Doing something crazy or all around epic

I'm about to Llama Thrust this bitch
I was Llama Thrusting through the 6 with my woes

by KingLlamaDon April 25, 2015

llama bubble

(noun) 1. The radius that cannot be crossed when dealing with a llama. Upon getting too close to a llama, said animal will act unpredictably. 2. A person's personal space. Upon trespassing into this zone without permission may cause said person to act in an unpleasant manner towards the trespasser. Syn: Comfort Zone, Elbow Room

Example 1:

Irrational Zoo Patron: "Here, llama, llama, llama..." *moves in to pet llama on top of head*
Llama: *spitting blood from eyes; stomping on IZP's feet, then naughty-bits, then face* "SCREEEEE!!!! SCREEEEE!!!"
Quizzical Zoo Patron: "Dude, what happened here?"
Aloof Zoo Patron: "Dumb-ass bastard - he breached the llama bubble"

Example 2:

Slightly Drunk Party-Goer: "Oh, wow, dude - is that leather?" *touches Exceedingly Drunk Party-Goer's jacket sleeve*
Exceedingly Drunk Party-Goer: "What the f^<{, brah? Do I even know you?" *proceeds to get Medieval on llama bubble offender*
Slightly High Party-Goer: "Why is that dude getting his beer crammed in his ass?"
Exceedingly High Party-Goer: "Awww, dude, I saw the whole thing! The one dude with the beercan in his ass comes up to the other dude in the suede jacket and, like, gets all in his llama bubble..."

by jawasan January 18, 2008

llama song

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

llama song by twainz

by llama goddess December 17, 2015