hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

by ugly84 January 12, 2010

let me see your peacock cock

Let me see your twig and berries.

Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.

by Tree Lumber Cucumber June 26, 2017

yo ma let me touch

Not so popular pick-up line very suave people use. It always works.

"Yo ma let me touch."

by mikeschneider May 15, 2006

Let me see the unit

Another phrase for "let me see your penis". Mostly used by fathers who want to see their sons penis, but do not want to sound homosexual or pedophile like.

Cesar: Let me see the unit, Omar

Omar: No I'm not gay!
Cesar: C'mon, let me see it
Omar: No! What are you, a pedophile?

by igotplatts July 22, 2011

let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

by Christopher Pickass January 17, 2010

let me show you how to scratch it

a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

thanos: besh apetupetupeta let me show you how to scratch it a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

let me show you how it's done

A statement said by a fucking overconfident person

Jason: this is so difficult.

Vikas: let me show you how it's done, Jason.

by Vikky badass December 31, 2015