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Tossa-league

Predecessor to fantasy sports, created during the Depression as a diversionary pleasure. Name is derived from the fact that the leagues are half-assed and ill-conceived, and quickly "tossed" out to be used by friends and acquaintences. Often involved wrestling or grappling activities, although tosa leagues can even include sports such as tennis or skeete-shooting.

Pronounced "Tawssa lig"
Cromwell and I are going to set-up a Tossa-League, want to join?
by NVA Barry January 16, 2006
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House league

The term house league is slang for hockey players. Used when referring to a bad play or bad move in hockey.
Guy loses the puck with no one around him

damn, that was some house league shit right there!
by Phil Brougham January 23, 2008
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League whore

One who participates in more than three fantasy sports leagues in one season.

For example, during football season, you invite someone in your fantasy league, and they are in 12 different leagues. They only follow one or two, leaving your league with a team that does not make any transactions.

The team, in the meantime, sits there in last place, with injured players, bad players or dead players in the starting lineup.
Matt- Wow. Craig is such a league whore. This is his 18th fantasy league for football.

Dan- Yeah, his team is just sitting there in last place. He hasn't made a move in four months. His starting pitcher is Daryl Kile!
by Matt Hinrichs February 13, 2008
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Bush-League

to denote a sub par level of competition or gameplay.
What's this bullshit?! I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you don't fool me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush-league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! Forced laugh I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday. I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
by Da-Jesus July 3, 2006
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Ivy League Rub

A phrase used to describe the act of "frotting".

Typically done by wealthy, ivy league students. ILR, or "frotting" is when two gay males rub their genitals together, usually until reaching climax.
"Cliff and Bruce were tense before their big Law exam, so they let off some steam by doing the Ivy League Rub"
by Colin N. December 26, 2007
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texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them
With Barry Bonds' knees the way they are these days, he's going to see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him.
by mikkopresents September 19, 2008
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Fat League Chew

The act of sticking an entire package of big league chew into your mouth at one time for maximum pleasure. Usually leads to a sugar high of some sort causing relaxation and amplifies the hilarity of every joke.
Guy 1: "Normally i'd be so pissed right now but I don't even care."
Guy 2: "That's the fat league chew for ya"
by Sunnay October 20, 2010
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