land lubber

(n.) One who lives on the land and is bad at sailing or has never been on a boat.

If you don't live near water, you are probably a land lubber.

by Technochocolate March 3, 2005

land of steers and queers

Aka Texas

Only steers and queers come from texas

by Pete May 4, 2003

Land Mine Fart

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

by R.T. Foster, II October 28, 2007

Land Hawaii

Kentucky;

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) to mock Kentucky's suggestions to rename a fish in order to make it more marketable.

"If you want to try the delicacy that started it all, head down to Kentucky; or now as I call it, Land Hawaii."

Asian Carp is to Kentucky Tuna as Kentucky is to Land Hawaii.

by xchnkx July 9, 2010

land hoe

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.

I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!

by Wasted7466425 February 24, 2014

Land the trick

To accomplish something incredibly well

It's how you land the trick and you really pulled it off!

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

land dwelling sea beast

A short overweight blonde girl that hits on every guy in the bar that continues to argue with them when they don’t give adequate attention, then proceeds to slap them in the face for being SOO rude.

That aggressive 4/10 was being a land dwelling sea beast.

by Trexcandopushups November 3, 2017