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layperson

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what nerds call non-nerds
But even a layperson can recognize the level of self-loathing required to produce such comedy
by nonlayperson April 1, 2023
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brain lazers

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the sensation one experiences following a huge bong rip. oft,en accompanied by a furrowing of the brow, clenching of the teeth, and complete debilitation.
HOLY FUCK. HUGE HIT. BRAIN LAZERS AHHHH
by crimsmoke11 May 23, 2011
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Flowzone Layer

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A triple cross between "mental flow," "zoning out," & "ozone layer" that refers to a person's state of mind when they're focusing intensely on something; i.e. an essay, video game, TV show, book, or project.

If a person focuses intensely enough, they will become enveloped in an impenetrable wall of concentration, which functions similarly to the earth's ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.

The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer will be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons will result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.

Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the earth, attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it will let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into rage, resulting in the "Scream-house Effect." The Scream-house effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.
"Honey, did you talk to our son Jimmy?"
"I tried, but I couldn't get through to him. That little game of his must have caused him to form a flowzone layer. It's hopeless."

"Dude, quit trying to show me those YouTube videos! I'm trying to do math here and you're disrupting my flowzone layer."
"Sorry bro."
"Yeah, you better be."

"Wanna go to Jimmy John's?"
"..."
"I said 'Wanna go to Jimmy John's?'"
"..."
"That's one hell of a flowzone layer you got there, bud."
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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cozone layer

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A layer of coziness that surrounds a person, much like the ozone layer surrounds the earth.
Noooo my cozone layer. Now I'm not cooooozzzyyy/
by davesound May 25, 2016
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Consuming three 7 layer burritos from Taco Bell in one sitting.
Carlos smells like he went to Taco Bell and gave himself a 21 layer salute.
by ReekoPain August 3, 2016
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Seven layer salad

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When several participants, all dressed in various protein and vegetable costumes, synchronously penetrate each other. Hands down the sexiest shit ever.
"Man, I saw the hottest porno ever the other day. They even pulled off the seven layer salad, complete with dressing!"
by supercartoon101 October 26, 2017
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7 Layer Dip

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The mixture of cum, sweat, pussy juices, spit, shit, truffle butter, and pubic hair during sex.
Ayo you fuck with 7 Layer Dip?
by rdsyomamamamamamama23456troll January 28, 2019
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