mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

by ekolis August 1, 2014

Lawn bowls

A prestigious group of gentlemen

“You’re a lawn bowls”

by Lawn bowls activist November 10, 2020

yarge lawns

like large yawns. but different.

"large yawns?"
"nah bro yarge lawns"

by jeanduck October 14, 2017

lawn clippings

Its when pot leaves or tobacco is mixed in with the weed as a filler

Guy 1: Nigga the fuck is this lawn clippings?
Guy 2: yea the welfare check aint come in yet

by Want some gas? May 19, 2022

lawn brownie

Dog Shit-

Why the hell is Stella baking lawn brownies in the living room?

by Franklin Fudgypants May 12, 2016

lawn equipment

A vegetarian who will even eat your grass

My grass was really out of control so I asked my hungry vegetarian friend Kimberly over knowing she would be the best possible lawn equipment!

by Jjsiskel March 10, 2018

Lawn darting

Casual term for sex in someone's lawn between a man and a woman. Mans penis (lawn dart) in a vag.

I'm lawn darting that pussy all night long

by Lawn darter January 3, 2014