Sony Launch Syndrome

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.

We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.

by xyzentw November 22, 2020

Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

Launch the Beast

A powerful catch phrase with the ability to tell everyone in the surrounding area that something amazing is about to happen. When you launch the beast the phrase has to be said to let everyone know that the beast is being launched and this will get everyone watching. Commonly used right before a bungee jump.

Holy shit check out that guy hes about to launch the beast!

by Rambo Jambo June 14, 2010

alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023

Rocket launch

The Rocket Launch when you're about to cum and the girl flips onto her back and opens her mouth and while you're finishing sneezes rocketing you're cum onto your ballsack and headbutting your ass cheeks

I thought I'd try something new until I had to sneeze and ended up rocket launching him.

by Novastrikr November 2, 2019

rocket launching

flashing your boobs at someone (opposite of a mooning which is flashing your butt at someone)

Sal: Dude, Kourtney just gave me a rocket launching. Those rockets were huge!
Sally: Ew, you're disgusting

by bitchasshoewithnomorals March 10, 2025

Space shuttle launch

When a girl is fucking a guy from on top. Both parties orgasm simultaneously. The male launches the female off of him with the last thrust. Ejaculating everywhere like the flames of the space shuttle.

"Last night I space shuttle launched Lauren up, into my ceiling fan "
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."

by Not so Strong April 7, 2017