Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight

andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back

by chdhf January 4, 2017

Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013

digitization laser

a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)

Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.

by Bonzer Tucker May 26, 2004

laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board

he just landed the laser heel of that se

by xXKHAOZXx October 30, 2007

Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013