Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Laser Engraver

The object that teacher Mr. Bloede received on the first day of Christmas. Along with mr. Miller, this is his favorite toy to have interactions with.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love came to me. A laser engraver.

by Thisismyurbandictionaryaccount August 13, 2019

Laser Pointer

A laser that lases things.

No, it’s aaaaaaa LASER POINTER!!!!!!!!

by iabast November 20, 2020

buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight

andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back

by chdhf January 4, 2017

laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board

he just landed the laser heel of that se

by xXKHAOZXx October 30, 2007

Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013