English Language

Something people of the younger generation have an inexplicable difficulty in expressing. Most notably the use of "American English", a degredation of the traditional language where "peepz speek lik diz, yo!!". Critique is erronously directed towards anybody with half a brain and the sense to realize that using "traditional English" is NOT "old-fashioned" or "geeky".

Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.

"Hipster": 'Eya homes, whaddup yo?! Layin' th'cuts straight ballinz, fo shizzle?!"
Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."

by Alhadis December 9, 2004

crude language

The usage of profanity that is considered to be highly rude, offensive, and/or degrading; usually directed towards a specific group or individual.

At the bachelor party, my neighbor's friend used very disrespectful and crude language towards his fiancee.

by Dictionary754 July 17, 2014

Mom Language

Mom Language (Or Mommy Language, Mama Language, etc.) is a language that only mothers speak. Mothers, as we all know, ALWAYS have a ton on their mind, so they don't always remember things that they don't need to remember. So those that have none of importance just exit their brains.

Skin pants are those skin-tight pants that emo or goth people often wear.

A Chumbra would be a taquito, those tortillas filled with meat and that kinda stuff.

MANYYYYY other terms from the Mom Language.

by I'm amazing. Don't deny it. June 28, 2009

The Enderdragon Language

The language of derp.
It's called that for no reason.

Wow tha endrdragunn langwage is very cumplexitated. The Enderdragon Language is da best.

by The Derpiest of Derps January 14, 2018

Island boy language

What island boy language is, its a language using Florida slang and Cuban/Dominican and other Hispanic slangs, but a word that is used a lot is “bic Coronado” or “cuz I’m a island boy”. Also a island boy is a person who has wicks and dyed hair.

Shawty: maneee stop speaking island boy language

by Pimp lil skimp January 20, 2022

emotive language

Describes words and phrases meant to evoke an emotional response to subject.

'Abandoned children found in filthy, flea-infested flat' example of emotive language, the readers reaction would be emotional to that quote which is where emotive language is being created.

by Addiosx December 11, 2017

chi language

replacing the first letter(s) of a word with ch

me: chu chumb chunt chi chotta chmack chu chilly

idiot: what the fuck are u saying?
me: chi language chu chumb chuck

by Leo1103 August 16, 2009