not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

Bury the Light

I am the storm that is approaching.

1: Have you listened to bury the light?
2: Of course, I'm the storm that is approaching.

by Fucker with internet access March 31, 2023

Light in the loafers

To be homosexual

Jimmy is a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean.

by Mattricio January 2, 2003

Light Drinking

Typically it means going out for a round of drinks of 1-3 beers, not quite reaching a state where one would be buzzed or tipsy.

Generally though, going out for a round of light drinking turns out to be a session of heavy drinking where all plans of staying sober are forgotten.

"Let's go out for some light drinking", "ya right, every time we go out for light drinking, we end up getting plastered"

by iceb February 27, 2009

Lighters Thumb

A callus or blister or indentation formed from using a Bic lighter too frequently. Caused by pushing down on the spark wheel, or the heat from the actual flame heating the metal or bad handling of a lighter.

My Lighters Thumb hurts like hell!
Look, he must smoke a-lot, he has Lighters Thumb!

by SummerBoi?! January 1, 2018

light blue nail polish

When a girl has light blue nail polish it is code for “I have a boyfriend” because when a girl asks a guy what color she should get her nails done, he will typically say “light blue”

Boy: “do you want to go on a date with me.”
Girl: “have you looked at my nails?”
Boy: “ oh your wearing light blue nail polish. Sorry.”

by Fruit.Loop May 28, 2021

Nigger night light

When a nigger falls asleep with his mouth open and all you can see is his teeth

Hey fool, I am trying to sleep. tell that nigger to turn off his nigger night light

by Jaimie Strickland January 17, 2010