i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

a/s/l

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.

Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*

by Jax February 18, 2003

f.$.s.l.

Fuck money spread love. Acronym created by J. Cole and the family at Dreamville

Dude have you seen the new f.$.s.l. hoodies that came out?

by ebrags December 13, 2016

B my L on someone's T's

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

by Diego B May 23, 2008

É.C.O.L.E.S

French word for school

Endroit
Cruel
Òu
Les
Élèves
Souffrent

J’ai vraiment pas le goût d’aller à l’É.C.O.L.E.S aujourd’hui

by Al_ex.lec June 11, 2019

i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

D.S.L.

Dick suckin lips used in sexual means

Dat bitch got some D.S.L.'s!!

by Jerald Wolff October 20, 2005