also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.
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kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH
by neilbauer May 13, 2005
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Max committed kief suicide when he ran out of tree so he smoked a kief and tobacco bowl.
Clarke retorted "I'll only use kief suicide as a last resort if I can't find some weed."
Clarke retorted "I'll only use kief suicide as a last resort if I can't find some weed."
by BobbyGlowstix January 4, 2013
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My throat is kieffy
by ty34 February 4, 2010
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One who sleeps with kiefs, Uber cool birds that are commonly related to the dodo and just as cool.
A kiefk not only sleeps with kiefs but as a precursor to the mating ritual will take them out for a nice three course meal down at Hungry Jacks or McDonalds depending on how tight fisted the particular Kiefk is.
One particular well known and infamous Kiefk is known only by the Alias DragonBlade, aka "Kiefkblade".
A kiefk not only sleeps with kiefs but as a precursor to the mating ritual will take them out for a nice three course meal down at Hungry Jacks or McDonalds depending on how tight fisted the particular Kiefk is.
One particular well known and infamous Kiefk is known only by the Alias DragonBlade, aka "Kiefkblade".
;We hired a cheap Kiefk to perform for my mates party.
;That kiefk at the store flipped me the bird, It was disgusting.
;We organised a mob to go string up the kiefk at the edge of town, That'll teach the wider kiefk community.
;My mate came out of the drawer recently to the shock of his parents and confessed that he practiced kiefking on the sly.
;I wish i was a kiefk.
;That kiefk at the store flipped me the bird, It was disgusting.
;We organised a mob to go string up the kiefk at the edge of town, That'll teach the wider kiefk community.
;My mate came out of the drawer recently to the shock of his parents and confessed that he practiced kiefking on the sly.
;I wish i was a kiefk.
by |Ai| July 7, 2007
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