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One who sleeps with kiefs, Uber cool birds that are commonly related to the dodo and just as cool.

A kiefk not only sleeps with kiefs but as a precursor to the mating ritual will take them out for a nice three course meal down at Hungry Jacks or McDonalds depending on how tight fisted the particular Kiefk is.

One particular well known and infamous Kiefk is known only by the Alias DragonBlade, aka "Kiefkblade".
;We hired a cheap Kiefk to perform for my mates party.
;That kiefk at the store flipped me the bird, It was disgusting.
;We organised a mob to go string up the kiefk at the edge of town, That'll teach the wider kiefk community.
;My mate came out of the drawer recently to the shock of his parents and confessed that he practiced kiefking on the sly.
;I wish i was a kiefk.
Kiefk by |Ai| July 7, 2007
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An expression to let a STONER know if they want to burn with you a packed bowl of CANNABIS thats topped off with KIEF or toke a bowl of KIEF.
🔥 Ernesto wanna KIEF IT?
🔥 KIEF IT !!
KIEF IT by ClassicRonnie July 4, 2019
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Kefkaesque 

1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or resembling the imperial domination work of Kefka from Final Fantasy VI.

2. marked by evil clown-like laughter or a desire to fight people while "Dancing Mad" plays in the background.
Why yes, I did feel that the imperial conquest of Adolf Hitler was very Kefkaesque.
Kefkaesque by Dinkmers December 24, 2007

kief sandwich 

A bong bowl packed in the following order:

Weed to cover the bottom,

followed by a thick layer of kief,

followed by a top layer of weed to keep the kief from burning off
Man I'm gonna pack a kief sandwich, you in?
kief sandwich by Mayor Willnot January 23, 2017
Another way to say the name Kiefer.
Yoo, that's my homie, Kiefa, show some respect.
Kiefa by mike jones chuch December 4, 2016

dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.
dirty kierkegaard by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013
The villain of Final Fantasy 6. Kefka has a vast array of one-liners that other villains would kill for, dresses like a clown, and is the epitemy of insanity. Appearing just like a loony, crazy general in the beginning, Kefka's insanity is fully grasped as he kills off his emperor and literally rearranges the shape of the planet... At the end Wielding a cruel, twisted weapon called the Light of Judgement, unleashing dragons, demons and the ATMA weapon upon the world, plunging the world into ruin, seated on the throne of the world in a tower made of Earth and garbage, killing millions of people, and not giving A DAMN about it. Kefka is the only villain whose plan actually succeeds and who gains the power of the Gods. The best villain of all time...
"Hope, Life, Happiness, I will destroy these things." -Kefka

"Nothing can beat the music of a hundred voices screaming in unison!" -Kefka
Kefka by ChaosKefka March 28, 2004
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