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Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.
I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.
by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021
mugGet the Kidney Seasoningmug.

kidney damage

Kidney damage has been seen in humans and animals after inhaling or ingesting uranium compounds. Ingesting water-soluble uranium compounds will result in kidney effects at lower doses than following exposure to insoluble uranium compounds. Inhaled insoluble uranium compounds can also damage the respiratory tract.
by Knmagor August 24, 2022
mugGet the kidney damagemug.

Kidney

Kassy x Sydney 🤡
Ow my kidney hurts
by DALLAS GANG January 30, 2020
mugGet the Kidneymug.

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.
Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!
by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022
mugGet the Kidney bonermug.

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
mugGet the Kidney Stonedmug.

kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys
Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.
by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021
mugGet the kidney leadmug.

captain kidney

A name given to Yosemite Sam by Bugs Bunny in the cartoonBuccaneer Bunny.”
“Haha! Well, see you later, Captain Kidney!”
by Haai February 26, 2020
mugGet the captain kidneymug.

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