reverse kidney stone

sounding but with a grape or a small round spherical object

Jenny tried to give me a reverse kidney stone and i almost fainted from the pleasure

by Jakelikeanime February 06, 2025

The kidney hunter

A movie about a guy that tracks his daughter's spleen and his right kidney across Europe through the black market to find the people responsible for taking their internal organs and selling them.

Half borrowed/plagiarized line from the kidney hunter- I don't have money. What I do have is a special set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare to people like you. Tell me where my daughter's spleen and my right kidney are being kept, and perhaps you'll live a little bit longer. I will find you, and when I do, I will tell you I told you so.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

kidney basket

Common household cooler, repurposed for the use of storing and transporting stolen kidneys.

Guy says : Did you see the sale Walmart has on coolers?
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*

by Cat face emoji July 16, 2018

Kidney Destroyer

A Weapon Created By The Government To Obliterate Kidneys Leaving Nothing But Mush

person 1: ah what a nice day!
person 2:*shoots kidney destroyer*
person 1:Noo! my kidneys!

by gaggliewagglie April 01, 2024

kidney destroyer

A weapon designed by the government (fake btw) to obliterate kidneys leaving nothing but mush

person 1: oh boy what a nice day!
person 2: *fires kidney destroyer*
person 1: nooo! my kidneys

by gaggliewagglie April 01, 2024

kidney butt

The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.

Hey bro..... That chick is smokin hot, but check out her kidney butt!!!

by gnrcoax762 February 26, 2012

kidney disrupter

A penis.

As a gentleman, I always wait until the second date to introduce her to the ol' kidney disrupter.

by JCVN May 24, 2012