Kevin

Someone that is terrible at video games, but thinks they are good, they also think they can play basketball but really can’t. They tend to make a fool out of themselves.

Bro you playing like Kevin right now.

by Malcom16 May 21, 2020

Kevin

A guy everyone hates because his drug addicted mentally ill baby mom spread lies about him and everyone believes her bullshit sympathy games. Remember when someone hears voices and has multiple personalities its best to hear whole whole story.

"Girl: you hear about kevin?"

"Girl: oh god what did his crazy baby mom say this time"

by Knownkevinfor30years February 22, 2017

Kevin

Belligerent Fool
Umber of a Human Being

Kevin will always be a Kevin.

by HellaFactsBro June 8, 2019

Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama

I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay

by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019

Kevin

A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did

Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"

by The Podcast December 17, 2016

Kevin

no. just no

person 1: hi my name is Kevin

person 2: ew

by ainnieboomcd December 13, 2019

Kevin

The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.

FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.

by gay iguana January 29, 2020