Kevin

Someone that is terrible at video games, but thinks they are good, they also think they can play basketball but really can’t. They tend to make a fool out of themselves.

Bro you playing like Kevin right now.

by Malcom16 May 21, 2020

Kevin

A guy everyone hates because his drug addicted mentally ill baby mom spread lies about him and everyone believes her bullshit sympathy games. Remember when someone hears voices and has multiple personalities its best to hear whole whole story.

"Girl: you hear about kevin?"

"Girl: oh god what did his crazy baby mom say this time"

by Knownkevinfor30years February 22, 2017

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016

Kevin

A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did

Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"

by The Podcast December 17, 2016

Kevin

Kevin has a way bigger dick than a person named noah. He is also way better at sports

“Damn, Kevin’s dick is bigger than Noah”

by bigdickguy69420 November 21, 2018

Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!

I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.

by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy who is perfect to date. While you’re down and feeling blue Kevin will always put a smile to your face. He’s someone you fall in love with, with his sarcasm and his cuteness and his tendency of bringing up jokes from a Popular Tv show. He knows how to hold you and kisses you just right. He is a good listener and gives you a type of spark and feeling in your tummy that you love every time you see him. At first he keeps the conversations small, but when you get to know him you’ll find a smile on your face every time you’re around him. He’s fine as fuck and is the perfect person to talk to. He’ll make sure you feel safe and comfortable with him. His personality has flaws, but if you’re the right person for him you would love all of those imperfections and things that make you mad. You can’t stay mad at him because someone like him you have to keep forever.

“I was sad before but Kevin made me happy again!”

by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018