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Kermit

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.
I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)
by TreasureHead August 4, 2017
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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
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Kermit

Kermit is love Kermit is life.
by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019
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doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.
Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit
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Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.
“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!
by JermzLundy April 2, 2019
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Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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