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Mikoto kayano syndrone

A condition where all you think about is mikoto.
Person 1: hi
Person 2: there’s a “i” in “hi”, wanna know what else has a “i” in it? MIKOTO KAYANO.

Person 1: you have a serious case of mikoto kayano syndrone.
by #1 mikoto fan February 3, 2024
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Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!
Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!
by Summit Waterboy April 9, 2024
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Red kayak

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
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Ghost kayak

An unmanned kayak found floating in a body of water
"I found a ghost kayak when I went paddle boarding yesterday. Nobody was around."
by PurpFr February 22, 2026
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Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.
*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak
by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009
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Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013
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The Devil's Kayak

The vagina, box, or other creative references
Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.
by Juice_willis March 15, 2016
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