Kale

The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum

Oh boy kale is massive

by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017

Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb

Hi Kale! It’s alpug

by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021

kiel (kale)

a twink

whats kiel (kale)?
a twink.

by miuimu May 14, 2023

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage

Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

Kale Jacobs

The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs

Oh hey look its Kale Jacobs

by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020