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Ding dong kung-fu 

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

Watch a cool Kung fu movie 

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future 

a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism 

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.
Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.
Kung-puter Fu-ddhism by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

Kung Fury 

One of the best ever 80s nostalgia films ever made. Originally funded on Kickstarter, released on May 28, 2015 for free to all.
"I was struck by lightning and bitten by cobra." - Kung Fury
11/10 - Average User
Kung Fury by loubarindahouse June 1, 2015
When you flip someone off after giving them a square hit to the jaw.
Yo man did you see Larry last night?! He punched a nigga in the jaw then flipped him off! He totally Kung F-Ued him.
Kung F-U by DDSavage April 11, 2016