Through his mastery of Kung-puter
fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed
computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very
computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning
computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.