Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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Kansas city shuffle

Its a type of misdirection, where person A makes it look like person A thinks the other(s) don't know what person A is doing. Then the other(s) try to hide the fact they know and set up a scheme for person A which he falls for(the katalyst). Then at moment supreme set up by person A takes advantage of the other(s) because person A knows they think person a thinks: you don't know.

It takes great patience and endurance to pull this of for for person A has to schemed willingly and has to pretend for a very long time he doesn't know the other(s) schemed him.

Many people don't know this but a kansas city shuffle is often used in the stock market with all of the other traders as victims.
Damn, Volkswagen autogroup pulled a real kansas city shuffle in 2017.
by Kansascityshuffle August 22, 2017
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Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
by Ven-Tyler June 21, 2015
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kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
next round of kansas city steamers is on me!
by just_dug January 13, 2022
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Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach
Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018
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Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
by Smithsonian November 04, 2021
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