Jupiter

The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.

Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.

by Guillame April 8, 2022

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Jupiter

Gods right ballsack

If girls went to college to get more knowledge and we got to Jupiter to get more stupidest. Than who's the stupid one. The dog is obviously smartest as it stayed where it was and wasn't a burst condom

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

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