-jugger

Preceeded by a number, which is the number of jugs of beer a guy would theoretically need to drink for a fugly girl/woman to look attractive. Obviously, the higher the number, the fuglier the girl in question is.

"Urgh. That fugly bitch over there must be at least a 10-jugger."

"Yuck. She'd be a 5-jugger, I think."

by jrsaundercooza January 12, 2010

Juggernaught

A Muslim individual who wears a head dress or Punjab. Looks like the video game character from Call of duty MW2 . A real life juggernaught.

me and inderjot where walking by a swarm of juggernaughts
and they started speaking jibberish, so me and inderjot ran for our lifes and heard a deathly scream. JUGGERNAUGHT.

by juggernaught clan jfss November 10, 2010

JUGGERNORKS

BIG BOOBIES ( surgically enhanced )

Hey Rob, do you like my new JUGGERNORKS? Sweet Jesus Helen, those are Big Bird Tastic!!!

by Big Daddy Nelson January 11, 2006

I'm the juggernaut bitch

the new phrase sweeping America. Will soon, if not already, become the new "I'm rick james bitch!" that people will say every 10 seconds.

I'm the juggernaut bitch!
No, you're not the fucking juggernaut, so shut the hell up.

by Adrian June 11, 2006

juggernauts

big old sweater cows/breasts. Opposite of masquito bites.

check out the juggernauts on that hoes hound.

by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005

Juggernuts

An abnormally large but glorious set of male testicles

Person 1: Holy fuck! What is hanging out of your shorts?!

Person 2: Oh these puppies? They're just my handy dandy juggernuts

Person 1: Sweet Jesus...

by DaCamel,JuliasCeasar,JoeGizzle May 29, 2010

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008