jump grenade

To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Hey, Kevin, you mind jumping grenade so I can hook up with the hottie in red?

by diatribe September 27, 2002

jump bad

'to start sh*t', 'to confront/challenge'

"He's a little light in the ass to jump bad this way"

by McClintock February 21, 2007

jump drive

a term used by the computer illiterate to describe a flash drive.

Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."

by sixtyninesofine July 17, 2010

Jump Off My Clit

Another way for a female to say fuck off

Jack ass: Where you going?
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!

by 2nasty4u2do June 25, 2006

jump your bones

to have sexual intercourse

"god, you make me wanna jump your bones"

"wow, i'd jump her/his bones"

by Johnboy53 January 14, 2008

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

Jump a Skittle

Getting jumped by a group of gay guys

Calling a gay guy fruity then a gang of them jump you - jump a skittle

by Kanek May 6, 2020