July 28

The day where the skinniest of legends were born

lexi: it’s my birthday

maya: isn’t July 28th that means you’re a skinny legend!!

by lexi_brittner October 28, 2019

July 2

All boys/girls born on this day are hot af

Guy1: Dude when were you born?

Girl1: July 2 why?

Guy1: know wonder your so hot

by Andioopppppppsjsksksksksksk October 18, 2019

July 27

She a whole damn snack. Don’t be sleeping on her now.

Boy: cheats*
Girl: turns into a bad bitch and knows her actual worth* July 27 girls

by Moveonuidot November 5, 2019

July 14th

People born on this date are the funniest, kindest and most sarcastic people you can meet. They may annoy you every so often but they will always stay by your side

Friend1: When were you born?
Friend2: July 14th

Friend1: I’m so glad I’m friends with you

by McCringu January 30, 2020

July 4th

If this is your birthday you are the greatest human in the world. You are stunning and no one compares to you , July is the best month of the year. July 4th is national bad b day

She is sexy and was born on July 4th .

by July 4th October 18, 2019

July 1

You love summer don't you 👀 you are a lucky person I means that you will never have your b day on a school day (I love you full homo)

Lily: Your b day is on July 1 you are so lucky
Chris: I know right

by AnyWordYouLike October 15, 2019

July 12

July 12th is “International eat an AirPod day” grab a friend and enjoy!

“hey man wanna hang out July 12 and eat and my AirPods?”

by Cameron boyce’s sister October 16, 2019