Jordan Witzigreuter

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3

I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!

by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, honest, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.

"Jordan you are my best friend and ily"

by Teen-Wolf-13 July 23, 2018

Droppin a Jodi

Another way to say "taking a shit"

Wait guys, I gotta be Droppin a Jodi right about now

Fuck dude, your dog took a Jodi on my carpet

by Piss Blaster November 26, 2009

Michael Jordan

The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world

MJ is the greatest of all time

by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

Jodie

The cutest, most beautiful girls in the world who is shy to show love around others but once alone doesn't stop showing it until the very last second you leave. A very loyal friend who never means to cause you sadness. A.K.A. the sweetest girl in the world.

How would you describe that girl over there?
Shes a Jodie, bro.

Ah, i want one.
Too bad she's mine. ;)

by American Mike in Askam June 28, 2010

jodio

In real trouble, or totally fucked, or totally screwed, or extremely tired, or in serious trouble, etc etc - in Spanish. This word is very common in Puerto Rico slang, has no real formal definition, and is considered slightly profane.

Mira, este tipo aqui ta muy jodio! (translates into "Look, this guy is really screwed!")

by Neenoh July 8, 2004

Jordan

In a female case: a jordan is someone who is sensitive and caring, she likes to have fun but is not trashy. Tries to be nice to others but can be a real bitch if you get on her bad side. Never mess with one of a jordan's friends, because she will rip your head off in a second. Is a good and loyal girlfriend, a little boy crazy, flirty, and respects herself. She is outgoing and is probably more than likely more than glad to be your friend if you be hers.

You: Wow, that girl seems great.
Me: Yeah, she looks like a Jordan to me.

by Barrett Rains January 11, 2012