Jordan

GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.

Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!”
Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”

by SO HO December 26, 2018

Jordan

Jordan could be ur hero, ur soulmate, ur best friend and always be there for u. He is the most reliable person in my life and maybe urs. He would do anything for me no matter what it is. Jordan is adventurous, cute, funny, breathtaking, loving and lovable, caring, kind, sweet, etc. One second he’s just and annoying boy but then u get to know him and he’s the love of ur life. He’ll treat u right and would never be mean on purpose. Jordan would give u his jacket, bracelets, whatever u wanted just because u wanted it. If Jordan is ur bf don’t lose him because once he’s gone u’ll feel like u have nothing to live for. He would make u feel like ur the only girl in the world, the only one that he’s ever loved, and make u feel like ur the best

Girl: hey

Jordan: hey how r u
Girl: I’m in the hospital😕
Jordan: OMG R U OK?!?!😨 IM COMING DOWN THERE RN
Girl: Calm down I just have the flu

Jordan: IDC IM COMING DOWN THERE TO SEE U AND IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL U R OK!

by Jordan’s gf September 2, 2018

Jordan

Jordan a tall ugly skinny faggot who thinks he’s the shit,

Jordan: I’m so fucking ugly right now

by The man with every dick pic November 12, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.

Jordan struggles to have sex.

by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.

Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠

by Natalie20 March 7, 2019

Jordan

She's a bitch

She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.

by vjojr25 February 2, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful person. He will love u forever and actually mean it. He will treat u how ur supposed to be treat and no matter how u act he will never leave. Jordan can be a pain some times but u will still love him. He is smart, sweet, young, breath taking, cute, hardly annoying, very curious, adventurous, funny, and the most important thing in ur life. Jordan will be there to hold u and comfort u on the worst days. He wouldn’t leave u for another girl unlike Landon’s. If Jordan is ur boyfriend u shouldn’t let him go because once he’s gone u won’t know what to do with urself. Jordan is ur best friend but also ur soul mate.

Alexis: hey
Jordan: hey wywtta (what u want to talk about)
Alexis: idk hbu (how bout u)

Jordan: idk but I just want u to know I love u and I will never leave u even if I wanted to.

by Jordan’s gf September 1, 2018