Joey

Joey is a caring guy. He helps people out with problems. He's tall,funny,and sorta player.

Alicia: UGHH IM SO JEALOUS OF DANIELLE!!!
Jamie: Same!!! She's so lucky! Joey is just so fucking cute!!!!!

by Wifistealer February 28, 2017

Joey

A horrible human who will fly you to the fuck bend just to break up with you. causes many emotional breakdowns and LIES

"I love you"
"I can't say it back. Can I break up with you?"
"Fuck you, Joey"

by st3phhhh February 6, 2017

Joey

A retarded person, mongoloid, thicko, spak etc...So named after a man called Joey Deacon who was featured on Blue Peter back in 1981 in relation to their fundraiser that particular year. Joey was known as a tv personality. Children born in the early 1970's will remember him well. Schoolchildren throughout the UK started insulting everyone Joeys whilst doing a hand gesture with their hands twisted inwards at the wrist and making a 'mongy sound' as they said 'Joey'.

Are you a retard? you fucken joey !

You spastic, mongo joey

by MadSpaz April 17, 2017

Joey

Usually the kind of guy that has an incredibly small penis. In fact, so small that people wonder if it exists at all

Wait.... Joey even has a penis?

by All humanity October 21, 2019

Joey

A boy who gets called gay but really is not. He's athletic at basketball and lacrosse and likes**** but will be less shy later in life.

Your mom said by joey

by Fat Faggot Hoe May 17, 2018

Joey

THE HOCO KING...Can get any girl he wants. He looks just like pennywise the clown and loves to hit pennywise mode, but everyone knows he cant hang. Loves to go home and watch Seinfeld with his dog instead of hanging with the boys. He's terrible at basketball, but thinks he's Lebron James.

Tyler: Joey you're actually terrible at basketball
Joey: WTF you mean! I'm Lebron Nibba

by big_ty69 October 28, 2019

Joey

A guy who takes your care packages in MW2, especially when they're harrier airstrikes. Typically considered a jerk.

Person 1: Dude you took my FUCKING CARE PACKAGE, you're such a jerk joey.
Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a debbie downer.

by xMrSprinkles56x January 6, 2010