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Joel

Joel, is a big boy and is trash at fortnite. They typically come with black hair and usually talks shit about kids named James. He a lot of girls and and some even say that he cheats on them.
by igotgivenabibletoday July 22, 2019
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Joel

Since the dawning of time, there have been three events that have forever changed the trajectory of human civilization, and uplifted all of humanity. They are the discovery of electricity, the invention of pornography, and the birth of Joel.

Joels have been known to save babies from the jaws of hungry republican senators, wrestle bears to the ground with a single finger, donate all their organs and then regenerate them so they can donate them again, win multiple events a day for the entirety of an Olympic games, simultaneously play every instrument in Rush's masterpiece "Tom Sawyer", and dance like nobody is watching, even when others ARE watching.

The most gentle, giving, and passionate of lovers, the most loyal and generous of friends, eyes more beautiful than a mountain lake, hair more lush and golden than a field wheat blowing in the prairie wind, and a body that even the worlds best sculptor wouldn't dare change if it were made of his clay.

Find a Joel, love a Joel, be loved by a Joel, and experience life as you never would have imagined possible.
"She's glowing like the sun!"
"Didn't you hear that yesterday she encountered a Joel?"

"That explains everything!"
by AssortedFruitTums November 24, 2021
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Joeled

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
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Joeled

like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time
OMG I have been joeled, YES
by andergriff January 1, 2015
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The Joel

The Joel needs no followers, no worshipers, no recognition. That's why he made God.
by burritooooo November 12, 2018
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joeling

v. - to wander around aimlessly inquiring as to what others are doing. It usually comes as a distraction to others and often involves food.
Example 1: "I was trying to get the shop organized when Rene came Joeling by."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."
by AME Webster1 January 1, 2009
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joel

Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Joel does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.

guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.

guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
Joel is a badass.
by This dude01 May 3, 2018
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