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1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks
Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
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jockstrap award

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The term 'jockstrap award' is sometimes used as slang in the same way 'coattails' is used, i.e., to imply that someone has achieved success simply by being with someone else with more talent. A jockstrap award (or jockstrap medal) is 'given' (usually tongue-in-cheek) to someone who has achieved success by being at the right place at the right time, not necessarily through their own talents.
Members of the Chicago Bulls got jockstrap awards when Michael Jordan led them to their championships.
by Tim Truck November 7, 2007
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An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.
A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

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I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.
by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010
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Jockstrap Faggot

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Someone, usually a male, who uses body building, football, wrestling, etc. as their only defense. They form organized groups of friends, usually fellow team members. They commonly use the words "tool" and "goon" as a comeback against anything.

The difference between a jockstrap faggot and a jock is that a jockstrap faggot has an inferiority complex that is clearly obvious to the public. They make their athletic ability known only to hide their insecurities.
"Joe is a jockstrap faggot. He always takes pictures of his muscles but when there's a real fight he's churning out the excuses. Maybe he's secretly hiding the fact that he's gay?"

"When I told him off he just called me a 'toolbox.' What a jockstrap faggot."
by idontmeantosoundhomophobic January 14, 2010
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jockstrap boobs

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tightly squeezed boobs to make them look bigger small boobs
by tyler moe foe j December 29, 2008
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Collective phrase used by rejects to describe the "popular set."
Reject: There are too many preps and jocks in my gym class.
by Underdawg November 9, 2008
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jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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