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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Frosty Jurassic

A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.
Frosty Jurassic are too much today. That's all he can do. Eat everything. Stupid bit-
by Frosty Jurassic March 5, 2021
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The Jurassic Park Challenge

When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.
"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."
by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022
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