Wet Jetted

Squirting or female ejaculation

I met a girl that wet jetted all over the place.

by zzzzzmegan October 5, 2015

dirty jettln

a movement in which you stick your feet into a drunk mans asshole forcing him to annaly clip your toe nails.

dude i got dirty jettln'd last night at the party

by dickwitcha April 28, 2020

Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

Jutty

A large fish like animal that grazes only on the seaweed inside the oceans. The "Jutty" also known as the "Shrimp of the Sea" will become highly eager to mate with the unknown specimens in the ocean floor. Many scientist believe that the specimens the Jutty likes to mate with is called the blob-fish, and booger like fish. The Jutty is also known to make strange, high pitch noises when turned-on. The Jutty is also known to walk among us on land. They specifically hide in the thick wooded forests to be kept away from the human eye. If spotted by humans, they will tweak and commit suicide. When dead, they leave off a fishy smell, like the smell of sex if not covered up by scented candles.

Person 1: "You act like such a Jutty."
Person 2: "I definitely do not!"

Person 1: "Have you seen the new Jutty?"
Person 2: "No, is he cool?"
Person 1: "Yes, he's fricking awesome!"

by Bob the italian bodybuilder June 20, 2011

Jett Marcum II

The phrase "I'm Jettin" was originated due to Jett MarcumII.
Following the onslaught of an overwhelming number of groupies and hangers-on, in the late nineties, Jett has had to continually keep his tour bus rolling, so to speak.

To be Jett Marcum II is to be all things sexy, masculine yet sensitive, all knowing yet humble, alluring and smokin, freakin hottt!!!!!!

To be Jett Marcum II is to be a "Jett-setter" according to his fan club. One never knows where Jett will end up next but smiles and sighs are sure to be the result of his appearance.

Note* Bret Michaels career in cool was a direct result of consultation with Jett. 80's and 90's... NOT 2009. (Jett became bored by Bret during that era).

Also see: Mardi Gras Beads Museum. i.e. Vast collection of beads acquired and donated by Jett.

Quantity = innumerable

Had Elvis lived, his fan base may have eventually reached a Jett Marcum II........................................., but we seriously doubt it!

Had Tom Cruise (Top Gun era), Clint Eastwood, Rob Thomas and Richard Gere produced a child, they may have had a slim chance of obtaining Jett MarcumII results.....................,

but we seriously doubt it!

by M. Benet' June 16, 2010

Jett

Jett is the fattest person you will know. He is so fat and loves at Burger King 24/7. If you are looking for someone with a big dick ladies, then forget about Jett. His dick is so small you have to call it a weewee instead of a dick! I bet you he hasn’t seen his weewee in about 10 years. Stay away from the fat nigga Jett.

Look at that fatass
Jett, your dick is so small! What even is that!
Wow, Jett is so fat

by Yungdragon3000 October 21, 2022

White Volkswagen Jetta

The ultimate car of an unstable, young gay man

Watch out! There’s a white Volkswagen Jetta zipping our way!

by Squinni December 4, 2020