Jesus

1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe

2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show

“Yo is that Jesus?”

“ nah it’s just Gabe

by Whitestpersonever January 10, 2020

Jesus

Daddy that birthdededed me

Oh daddy jesus

by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.

"Whos that???"
"Thats a Jesus!"
"No way!"
"He's so cute!"

by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019

Jesus

anvi's kickboard dolphin

let's sacrifice jesus to mr lim

by macrib October 22, 2019

Jesus

A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett

Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus

by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro

you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity

by wastedphotos January 23, 2020

Jesus

Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy

"Hey Jesus you're in the zone"

by SnO-b December 15, 2020