six flags over jesus

Any overlarge multi building mega church compound. Usually they will be adding another building (or ride) at any given time.

I had to go to a wedding at Six Flags Over Jesus, and I had to park in John 6.

by beeboy January 16, 2008

jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".

1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!

by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018

jesus legs

When someone's legs are so pale, that people are blinded by how white and bright they are when the person wears shorts and/or shows off their legs.

After a long winter when I could start wearing shorts, my Jesus Legs were so bad, the reflection burned my friend's eyebrows off.

by Lucy Dorphin October 7, 2011

Jesus whoopin'

The Southern Baptist version of karma.

Bill: Remember last week when John dropped his fishing pole in the lake and Frank couldn't stop laughing at him?

Ellen: Haha yeah, then Frank got what was coming to him when he tripped on the dock and fell in the water!

Bill: He sure got a Jesus whoopin'!

by MaryCoal122511 December 29, 2011

jesus muzik

a term used for Christian hip hop music
term created by/ made famous by lacrae and reach records
also is the name of one of lacraes singles

ridin' wit ma top down listenin to this jesus muzik

by Calvin A July 27, 2006

air Jesus

A slang term for sandals

Check that guy out wearing his air Jesus

by Ali T May 11, 2003