jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 21, 2021

national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦

grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"

by hahahimgay April 12, 2018

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 12, 2005

jerk me off

1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.

professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.

student: ohh jerk me offffff

by jennybaybee May 09, 2010

jerking yourself off

The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.

Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.

by Azzurum November 04, 2018

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 09, 2020