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floating circle jerk

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When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
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Death Circle Jerk

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The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
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indianapolis circle jerk

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Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.
Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?
by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018
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circle jerk

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Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.
by mastori September 7, 2018
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Circle jerk

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A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off
Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.
by Lil Asian X April 15, 2019
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Circle Jerk

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A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.
Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.
by Sunny6969 September 2, 2019
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Circle jerk

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Circle jerk: The name comes from men jerking each other off in a circle.

And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
CircleJerkPerson: i love Rick and Morty so much! you need 7000 IQ to understand it!

Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something

CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!

Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
by Saldsas_37 September 14, 2019
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