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the John-Jen Syndrome 

A relationship between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his girlfriend one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone.

Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML

Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
the John-Jen Syndrome by Nad48 November 23, 2009
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Ben and Jen the flowerpot men 

The sexiest couple ever, despite the fact they argue over who loves each other more, it has been proven countless times that it is infact Ben who loves Jen more. It is believed they will spend FOREVER together!
Have you seen Ben and Jen the flowerpot men today?
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Dirty jen 

When u realize ur the beez neez and u gather a group of friends to cirle jerk each other just to end up getting cream pied
I once was involved in a dirty Jen.
Dirty jen by Jjthebeez March 7, 2019

Pull a Jen

To be a slut. To hookup with you friends' boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, and love interests. This type of girl typically forgets about the saying "chicks before dicks".
Wow, you knew I liked him but you still got with him. Way to "pull a Jen"
Pull a Jen by Yo87654 January 29, 2009

dirty jen 

when you try to fight someone and she rips your top and all the socks fall out of your bra
did you see the fight yesterday?”
“yes amy pulled a dirty jen”
dirty jen by roblox_lover69 May 8, 2020

Twisted Jen 

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth
David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."
Twisted Jen by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017

leland jen

the kid everyone can be friends with and hes cool but tends to cry to a lot of sad songs in spanish- ariel
hey do you know that kid?
yea thats leland jen, everyone knows him
leland jen by nottariel October 9, 2021