molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy

omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!

by jelly rapest November 26, 2016

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stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

by Asynkronus January 24, 2018

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Hanging Jellyfish

When jerking off in a vertical position, that last drop of cum that hangs off the tip of a dick.

While giving her a facial, he had to shake twice to get the hanging jellyfish to fall.

by HeHeHeGS February 13, 2020

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jellyfish breasts

Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.

*Tentacles not required*

Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

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Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.

Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

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