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stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.
Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.
by Asynkronus January 24, 2018
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jellyfish queen

A hot, young girl who is puking at a party.
Wow, Diane o'Banion sure blew chunks in that stall after the party. What a jellyfish queen!
by Spacemannn June 2, 2018
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Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.
Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.
by Failurebitch June 23, 2023
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Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.
dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold
by Lucky18 January 26, 2011
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Hanging Jellyfish

When jerking off in a vertical position, that last drop of cum that hangs off the tip of a dick.
While giving her a facial, he had to shake twice to get the hanging jellyfish to fall.
by HeHeHeGS February 13, 2020
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Jellyfish sex

When a man or lesbian top uses a woman’s discharge as lube during sex.
Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.
by Edenjayy September 25, 2021
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Sticky Jellyfish

A scrapyard manager for a large company.
Of course Toby can handle that much scrap. He's a sticky jellyfish!
by JellyBelle July 25, 2016
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