Tongue Juggling

When you’re hungry AF, salivary glands going crazier than a hood ho on crack, waiting for food that’s busing cooking on the BBQ or in the oven, cannot wait any longer and needs tah taste test them sweet-ass tidbits immediately. By this time the food’s about done but minutes seem like hours away so you reach in and pinch your prime sample and pop it in your mouth. This is where the act of tongue juggling kicks in, it’s an art form and not for the faint-hearted. This involves delicately juggling the piece of food around on your tongue so as not to burn this insides of your mouth. This is usually accompanied by some form of circular breathing to help regulate the food’s temperature so it can feel like you’re playing a mah-fuggin invisible didgeridoo. Once mastered it can be to your detriment though as when it comes time to dish up your meal there ain’t much left.

Letisha: "Damn gurl, them chicken wings done yet!?"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"

by Samurai_DBN September 17, 2016

cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.

Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by Boobah. July 14, 2006

Juggling Balls

To "talk to", "see", "hook-up with" or date multiple guys on a regular basis, usually without them knowing. Similar to being a player or a pimp. Basically it's just guys getting a taste of their own medicine. Can also be used to describe having multiple booty calls. This phrase dates back to the Summer of 2003 when a wise woman named Kreiny said to me..."we're too good for this; we need to stop focusing on one asshole and start juggling some balls".

I was only hooking up w/G but he was dicking me around so I decided to throw a couple more guys in the mix. Now I'm juggling balls.

by PB/SB Pimpsters July 6, 2004

juggling joker

An obscene smell, such as flatulance or roadkill.

Hey, you smell like a juggling joker.

by Dustin August 20, 2003

Jegging

The act of making someone go somewhere that is completely uneccesaary and out of the way when they're in a perfecy fine spot to begin with.

He jegginged me by making me leave the beach to meet him in the city.

by dgthompson September 22, 2015

Juggling

When several people sit down to smoke and each person brings their own strain and piece to be passed around.

"To what'd you guys all bring for a little juggling?"
Jimmy: I got some dank Girl Scout cookie in this joint
Breck: I got a bowl of og berry
Larry: I brought my bong with some purp

by DontShootMe34 December 4, 2015

juggling jim

Quality entertainer and good for use in top notch banter. No longer juggles, but has a quality Twitter account full of fun facts about Jim.

Lol ya mum looks like Juggling Jim.

by GeekyPunk7 August 8, 2016