Janece

A mischeviously diabolical spark of yin fire. A walking jumble of contradictions. A woman who is at once completely self-possessed yet still hammering out her niche in life. A slap-happy mojo tricksteress. Half wolf and half coyote. A benevolent, saintly, monster of ennui-filled shadows. Fond of rum and sandy loam and raspberries and dragonsblood. A creature with unusually keen senses for a human, quote possibly one of the very last Neolithic phenotypes in existence. Speaker of Trees. An absolute iconoclast and anachronism.

The Lizard Queen.

Man, that chick is like a crazy cat lady to her aloe vera, crooning incantations and lullabies to houseplants; such a Janece! She's like some funky herbwife from another millennium, don't look too deep in her eyes, you'll never be the same.

by lyllyth December 12, 2014

Janine🥺

Janine is the funniest, prettiest girl out there. She will eat a lot and she’s really thicc. She’s a really good cuddler, and she’s really freaky at times. She’s most likely going to date light skin boys if their name starts with an ‘N’. If you want to win her heart, don’t leave her on opened, be as freaky as her, feed her, and care about her. Trust me, she will be the best girlfriend you can have.

Nelson: “yo imma go over Janine🥺 house tonight”
Paul: “bring her taco bell and she’ll fuck you”

by Imsoboredsorry7492 November 27, 2019

janned

To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.

Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"

by jannedman09 March 10, 2009

jannette

She is a 4 ft tall bundle of cuteness and energy, usually has brown fur, pointy teeth, and fuzzy ears. She is a creature with a very loud mating call and her prince will always answer her siren voice.

Girl 1: Hey look it's Jannette!
Girl 2: I want to be just like her

Boy 1: Hey look its my future wife I must answer her mating call.

by Meatso June 16, 2009

Jannella

Jannella is a very wise and calm person. She cares a lot about others feelings but gets her words in a knot when responding. Very careful and can get stressed at times in the case of a late assessment. Her friends are very different from her but Jannella overall gets along with everyone.

Jannella is screaming because she hasn’t started her assessment

by Mombambaepicfigpower March 30, 2019

Janne

Janne is a finnish name. A Janne usually knows a lot of memes and has a dark but good sense of humor. He is a very caring and romantic person whom you can talk to for hours. He likes to stay up late.

He is interested in a lot of things including sports like parcouring, animated series, drawing or music. A Janne often plays one instrument or more.

He is an open-minded person and genually nice to everyone. He`s also probaby a cat person. Other adjectives that suit him are random, clumsy, sweet, pretty and uwu.

In his free time he likes to make bird noises.

Person 1: Have you seen this guy with the amazing hair and eyes?
Person 2: Do you mean Janne? Yeah, he´s really cool.

by vily May 10, 2019

Jannette

A very outgoing girl who goes out of her way to comfort and be the shoulder for her friends and family to lean on. She is around 5'2 in height and have very beautiful curly hair. She most likely hate her hair and want straight hair. There are times where Jannette could be very open when first meeting her but there are also time where she can be very shy until you get to know her. Amazing to have deep and long conversation about any topic you want to talk about. Very talented in many ways. She can play the violin and casually likes singing a little bit as well as she loves to paint. Jannette enjoys music and loves watching live orchestra. Sometimes she hides behind her smile to please others, but once you get a genuine smile out of her you will be dragged into her beautiful laughter. One of the best people to be around with. She loves to include everyone and makes you feel welcomed and loved.

Hey have you seen Jannette?

I felt her energy over there.

by whoever knows January 11, 2021