Jacker

A fucking cop

Ex : no jackers in sight !

by anonymous August 20, 2021

flacka jacker

those who become chronic public masturbators when flacked out

oh look there its old joe the flacka jacker cranking one out in his front window again

by M I sofakingweetodded January 7, 2021

Cracker Jacker

Any minority, normally black people, who “jack” or steal purely or most enjoyably from white people.

He called Kamsni ugly god? That mothafucka should’ve known better, Kamani a real Cracker Jacker.

by Anthony Pires January 12, 2018

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.

David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!

by Papi_chulo_OG November 14, 2025